Confessions

October 21, 2014

‘I wanna aggressively twerk to Lil’ Jon’s “Turn Down For What” all in front of Desmond’s face, right there on the bar table while he does his bartending thing. And then I’ll give him a lap dance to Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”. He better give me tips for doing this.’


This makes me wish Nolan North would do Desmond’s rendition of “My anaconda don’t want none” (the same way Connor’s VA Noah Watts did)   ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

~ Sister Teodora