‘Every time the music on the Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets front page plays, I can’t help but imagine myself making love to Ezio somewhere in a high tower, with the fireworks in the sky adding to the romantic mood, while the people of the Carnevale down below go about their business, unknowing just what debauchery unfolded above them. La dolce vita, I say!’

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^{‘Well then.’}

^{~ Ezio}