‘I sometimes masturbate to the thought of the assassins masturbating, but I’m also there with them. In short, I like to envision myself and any of the assassins in a mutual masturbation session. Me and Malik, Me and Altaïr, etc. It doesn’t matter. The way that each assassin would do it is what makes it exciting since they all have their own little mannerisms and traits when it comes to pleasuring themselves, especially in front of me.’

(Confession by haytham-senpai.)