Dirty Polls

TMI Tuesday results: Altaïr’s big bulge.

July 2, 2013

Ahh, sorry for the delay, everyone; I have been busy with many other things lately to get these poll results going.

So a few weeks ago, we had conducted our very last poll for the main group of assassins (Altaïr, Ezio and Connor). We already know what Altaïr’s penis length is; he rivals Connor in the length department. But aaaahhh, who will be the one to be crowned the Size King? These very results will determine who has it the biggest, since the most recent poll had us measure Altaïr’s girth. Below this cut are the results:

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We didn’t have a lot of people vote from Europe this time, losing a lot of voters from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe. In fact, Altair’s poll for this round received the least amount of votes out of all the poll we have done so far:

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The US reigns supreme as always when it comes to the Top 5 countries. However, this time we had an interesting mix: two Portuguese-speaking countries make it to the Top 5 for the first time ever, with Portugal coming in 2nd place and its former colony placing 3rd.

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^ Above is the chart of all the votes received total for this poll. Right now, it looks like 5 in/13 cm is ahead of the rest, but that’s only going by the mode. Also an interesting note to take in this poll is that compared to all the previous ones, the results seem to be negatively skewed. In our previous polls, the polls usually have an even distribution although the top of the bell curve would just be slightly right-leaning. For this latest poll, however, the results are definitely negatively skewed. Well then, let’s see how well the mean and median do…

Altaïr’s girth, when fully erect
n
 = 53
μ = 4.74528
M = 5
Mode = 5
σ = 0.94372
σ² = 0.8906
SD = 0.93477
 = 0.8738

The standard deviation for this poll doesn’t seem to be all that big since we only received 53 votes. If we had a larger sample size, perhaps the SD would be bigger and our results might have had a more even distribution. Regardless, the median and mode are both consistent. As for the mean, we round this up to the whole number to make 4.74528 become 5.

Discussion

The results seem to be consistent regardless of it being negatively skewed and having not a lot of people cast their ballots for this round. Overall, the fans have spoken: Altaïr is 5 in/13 cm thick. We will be taking this into account and we reveal the overall statistics for all of the assassins so far when next week comes. Right now, Altaïr is looking pretty big (pun intended). ;D

~ Paola