‘I fantasize about asking Connor or Ezio to teach me how to grapple in the Greek way… with no clothes on. This, naturally, leads to some very steamy sex. The rules are these: We have to grapple and struggle the entire time. If he pins me, he gets to take me in whatever position we are in at the time. If I break free, we have to wrestle until he can pin me again. If I pin him, I get to do whatever I like to him until he breaks free. Then the cycle restarts until we finish.’

Confession by: revenantavenger90