‘One night at work I was waiting for my coworker to get done cleaning the restaurant, and I started to doze off. I had a dream where Ezio was pinning me against one of the tables, whispering naughty words in his sweet Italian voice, telling me about all the dirty things he was going to do to me on the tables I had just cleaned. It all would have been fine, if it weren’t for the fact that when my coworker came over to wake me up, my half asleep, stupid ass yelled Ezio in a loud whimpering voice.’

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