I have shushed Ezio up and hid him behind a curtain so that he would not see his results. As you can see, he does not look all too happy. He is very anxious yet deathly curious at the same time to see what the ladies think of his size…
If you want to read the findings, I put them below this cut:
I was able to get the map to show more countries this time. As you can see, we had many people take the poll, although I do not know why the US is not lighting up. We had the most voters from that country:
US voters come in at a whopping 50%, taking up half of the voting space. The top 5 countries for Ezio’s poll on his penis length is a little more varied this come compared to the last two polls we had for Connor’s penis length and girth. Hardly any of the other countries from the Anglosphere made it to the Top 5. Australia and UK dropped off the map, leaving only the US, Canada and Germany as the only Anglo-Saxon countries to still reign as supreme for the Top 5 positions.
However, we are surprised to see this time that former Spanish colonies, Philippines and Mexico, made it to the Top 5 and replaced all the Anglophone countries + Italia from the previous rounds.
Usually you do not see countries like these make it to the Top 5 as developed nations are more likely to have Internet access tham developing ones, thus having the means to vote multiple times for our polls. However, for some reason, Philippines and Mexico made it to the Top 5. I guess you all want some of that spicy Latino lover from la península italiana, ¿no? It must be that whole telenovela thing that must have influenced you all. 😛 Ya’ll seriously need to lay off on some those cheesy day time soap operas that they show on Telemundo or ABS-CBN like seriously. I should know because I come from a household where my mom and all my aunties watch this stuff religiously LOL
*Now imagine Ezio with the cheesy soap opera lighting and saying some corny dramatic line to his lover laced in bodice*
Ahem.
Anyway, this time we had a whopping 122 people cat their ballot for this poll! That’s even more than either of Connor’s polls, where he was only able to gain votes in the 70s for his. Makes me regret not promoting Connor’s polls all that much. Or perhaps people are less shy this time to vote? I guess that—coupled with the jump of new followers we got thanks to that one misplaced confession—made Ezio more notorious than he should be.
Taking all of this into account, I have calculated the results below:
I am quite relieved that people were keen on not listening to Ezio’s persuasion on voting the longest size for him…otherwise, the poll would have been biased and thus invalid. I also would have been afraid—very afraid for all the women out there who think that they can easily fit in 25 cm of flesh inside their vagine and not have it hurt…
It seems like we have a tie for 19 and 17 centimetres, but we shall see what fandom thinks of Ezio’s true size by finding the mean…
n = 122
μ = 7.13525
M = 7
Mode = 6.5, 7.5
σ = 1.48968
σ² = 2.21916
SD = 1.48357
s² = 2.200973
The mode is tied between 6.5 and 7.5 inches, making it an unreliable measure of Ezio’s length. The median also had to be rounded off since it has reached an uneven divide [(7+7)/2 = 7]. Of course, like in any Statistics class, one learns that neither of these two forms of measuring the average is as accurate as the mean. But I am just putting all of this out here for those who are curious anyway.
The mean has all of our answers averaged to 7.13525. Rounding that to the closest answer on the poll, this puts Ezio at 7 inches/17.8 cm in length. So that makes him a little above the global average when it comes to length (which, according to Wikipedia, is 5.1–5.9 in [12.9–15.0] cm). Although perhaps for White males, the average may be a little higher (in the 6-7 in. range).
Oh Ezio, see, it’s not all that bad…you still have good size to please the ladies. 😉
So you can stop worrying now about your…’hidden blade’…being too small, because the signore sincerely think that you are big—big enough to please them. They have seen how you look like down there, have they not?
Tomorrow, we will be starting a new poll for my dear Ezio, this time gathering everyone’s opinions on how thick they think that Ezio is. 😉
Thank you for participating,
– Paola.